戲里大丑的角色是丑到家了，石建民天生一個(gè)丑，前額頭伸出可以當(dāng)雨傘，后腦勺伸出可以當(dāng)路標(biāo)。鷹鉤鼻子，三角眼，八字眉下大顴骨，狗嘴猴下巴！丑到家了！

    那年中國最偉大的人去世了，全縣人在體育場默默站立，只有大丑站不住，暈倒在地，別人以為他哭暈了，也有人以為他身體不好，其實(shí)，是他老婆從長安來了，虛脫了。

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    每天中午，他借了一把二胡，在書記的窯洞前拉出伐木的鋸聲，原來，他要書記把他的女娃收成劇團(tuán)的學(xué)員，書記說，你看你那女娃，正事啥種結(jié)啥瓜，你丑可以演丑角，你女丑能演個(gè)啥！就因這句傷了大丑的心，開始報(bào)復(fù)，戴一頂草帽，一幅墨鏡遮住丑的無比的臉，脖子上搭一條羊肚子白毛巾，二郎腿擔(dān)著，坐一把破木椅，把個(gè)二胡拉出復(fù)仇的鋸木聲！

    改革開放，你像春天的小草，發(fā)芽了！沒有見過的老戲【趟馬】，就是拿一個(gè)馬鞭，在舞臺(tái)走出一套馬走路的樣子，硬是走了半小時(shí)！大丑可以演大花臉了！就是可以在舞臺(tái)把自己的一生所學(xué)，表演的像火一樣燃燒！名角的最高表現(xiàn)便是搭班子，就是可以調(diào)到好的劇團(tuán)！石老師期盼的電報(bào)來了，可以去甘肅劇團(tuán)當(dāng)團(tuán)長了，只見石老師進(jìn)門一個(gè)背向床砸去，兩只黑棉窩窩棉鞋飛向天花板，嗵嗵兩響，又掉在地上！好心情一定伴隨好的行為！At

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